--her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like a girl
She wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut ya
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
And she wishes her boyfriend had a David Bowie cat suit
She wishes her boyfriend wore an Elizabethan ruff
She wishes her boyfriend used Nicky Clarke crimpers
She wishes her boyfriend wasn’t so tough...

River Island, Dorothy Perkins, Gap, Ethel Austin
Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop

Hey! Glam! Who’s your man or who’s your girl I cannot tell?
Stack-heels. What’s the deal? Are you keeping it safe or are you keeping it real, sir?
Hey! Joe! What do you know?
Cheese-cloth shirts are back in Vogue, sir.
Mod boy, have you seen us in plimsols, GENIUS?!
Hey! You! What you going through?
I get my shirts from Woolworths too, sir.
OAOP tell the truth, where d’ya get those furry boots, sir?
In, out, shake it all about. Goths are out, they’re in, they’re out.
Speeding up, it’s getting frantic!
Now I’m King of the New Romantics!

He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding.
He wishes his girlfriend was king of the MODZ
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like a girlfriend
He wishes his girlfriend had legs like curtain rods (and)

He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes she was so easily amused
He wishes his girlfriend drank Bailey’s on ice
He wishes he wasn’t so damn confused

Instrumental

Hey Glam who’s your man or who’s your girl I cannot tell?
Stack-heels. What’s the deal? Are you keeping it safe or are you keeping it real, sir?
Hey! Joe! What do you know?
Cheese-cloth shirts are back in Vogue, sir.
Mod boy, have you seen us in plimsols, GENIUS?!
Hey! You! What you going through?
I get my shirts from Woolworths too, sir.
OAOP tell the truth, where d’ya get those furry boots, sir?
In, out, shake it all about. Goths are out, they’re in, they’re out.
Speeding up, it’s getting frantic!
Now I’m King of the New Romantics!

She wishes her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
Now love lies bleeding...


This is actually a real song called Androgynoel by a band called Federal Drugs Administration.

I think I love it.